Before this trip, I had never... (Part 2)

* Taken a wooden boat down a crocodile-infested creek
* Seen a crocodile/monkey/baboon in its natural habitat
* PATTED a crocodile
* Slept under a mosquito net
* Gotten tipsy drinking Malibu Rum and Pineapple Fanta
* Taught a whole village of children how to "High Five"
* Taken 4 hours to drive 175km on a highway where the potholes are big enough to lose a donkey in
* Had a donkey cart park across the street from my house
* Seen boys participating in a circumcision ritual (not the actual circumcision though!)
* Eaten bush pig
* Seen a live goat being transported on the roof of a van